Category Archives: Celebrities

Lip Sync Battle: Jimmy Fallon vs. John Krasinski

Who is better at faux karaoke? Late Night heavyweight Jimmy Fallon? Or Office clown and stealer of girls’ hearts, Jim Halpert?


I can’t decide if I love this more:

Jim & Pam – or as The Boyfriend and I dub them, ‘JAM’

Or this:

Emily Blunt & John Krasinski – umm, ‘Bluntinski’?

All I know is that I’m a very jealous lady.

Bonus – The Best Jim and Pam Moments from The Office

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Fatty Cavill: Man of Skyrim

Henry Cavill, while inarguably hot, has always had a very lukewarm image. He’s always just been ‘that British dude with the sick body that got naked a lot in The Tudors’.

His team are upping the ante with a well-timed PR blitz just before the release of the Man of Steel. Here are just a few facts that will warm the cold cynical cockles of your heart:

1. He used to be chubby as a kid. (As a member of the formerly fatty club, this makes me love him immensely)

2. He’s a huge geek – he plays Skyrim, World of Warcraft etc etc (The Sister plays WoW so I can’t judge to harshly. The image of a ripped Superman hunched over a computer monitor yelling ‘NOOBS!!’ at the screen at 3am in the morning is hugely amusing.)

3. He’s a total momma’s boy. He used to cry and call his mom while at boarding school because he was being bullied. (This, while sad, is incredibly touching. My mom had a spectacular turn as my personal superhero when she came into school one day and chewed out this horrible girl who called me “fat pig”. My mom said to her, “How would you like it if everyone called you ‘skinny monkey’?” Hehe – mama was good to me.)

4. He’s not all pretentious about his ‘Acting Craft’. To quote:

“God, all those people who say, ‘Oh no, the money doesn’t matter.’ Yeah, right. They’re either mad, or they’re lying. I mean, come on. ‘Oh no, don’t pay me anything, it’s for the arts.’ I’m sorry, no. Pay me the money. I’m not doing it for charity. I’m not a nonprofit organisation. Plus it’s expensive flying back and forward to LA. You need a job that pays money.”

Read the full GQ article here.

And watch him act all classy on Jay Leno here:


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Iron Man Renegotiates

When I first heard about this interview, I rushed home to watch it. Robert Downey Jr AND Jon Stewart. Both at the top of their game. Both comedic, charismatic heavyweights in their industry. I was really excited.

And then I watched it.

Here is 7 minutes of Jon Stewart FANGIRL-ING Iron Man. It’s kinda awkward:

Do we love how honest Robert Downey Jr is being about ‘renegotiating’ his Iron Man deal? There’s none of this bullshit – ‘oh I’ll return if its right for the character’ or ‘I really want to focus on the growth of my craft’.

SUBTEXT: I WILL COME BACK IF I CAN GET ANOTHER $50 MILLION. He’s a ‘strategic cost’, after all.

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Ryan Lochte is an American Idiot

You know you’re a joke when they make fun of you on Fox Daytime TV:

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Mud Trailer: The Resurgence of Matthew McConaughey

For the longest time, Matthew McConaughey languished in rom-com hell. I was really mean about him. I made fun of his hair, his abs, and his lack of acting abilities. With regards to the latter, I must eat my words because Matthew McConaughey is turning out to be kinda awesome.

I love it when he gets all dirty and Southern. This looks like its going to be a helluva movie. How can it not be? Michael Shannon is in it.

Honestly, I only posted this because I wanted a reason to share this. Everybody, just shield your eyes a bit. You need to prepare them to soak all this batshitty-ness up:


I’m sure by now everyone has heard about what a huge b*tchbag Reese Witherspoon was to a police officer who pulled over her hubby, CAA Agent Jim Toth, for a DUI. It takes some real gumption to pull out the “Do you know who I am?” card. I think you can only do that and not look like a moron if you’re Barack Obama.


Ehehehe.. I feel stoopid now.

Maybe this low-classy episode of her’s was just a master-class in the Method? After all, she does play a backwater hussy in Mud.


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Top 5 Reasons Why Tom Cruise Still Creeps Me Out

IMDb recently posted this little gem on their homepage: an article entitled ‘Top 10 Reasons Why We Still Love Tom Cruise’.

Tom Cruise’s publicist is really working hard, huh? I hope he pays them overtime plus benefits.

In light of this blatant piece of garbage, I’d like to offer my Top 5 Reasons for Why Tom Cruise Still Creeps Me Out (because Tom Cruise is not worth that much of my time. Plus, I’m feeling pretty lazy). If you like Tom Cruise, I suggest you educate yourself.

1. He’s a Scientologist.

I have a deep respect for religious people. They have a strong sense of faith that I will never have. However, Scientology is NOT a religion. Scientology is a cult. Members are duped into sinking their life savings into various Church ‘schemes’ and ‘training programs’. Their youth are shipped off to languish at ‘Sea Org’ – a religious order where members can sign away their lives for a billion years. Yes, A BILLION YEARS (to cover their future lives, of course). Members live on ships, working for minimal wage in communal living quarters – much like North Korea. Not only that, but Scientology is as corrupt as Italian parliament. Instead of funneling the money into private sex parties like Berlusconi, members’ life savings are used to buy Church leader David Miscavige’s dogs treadmills and pay his servants to polish his friggin’ lightbulbs. The man lives like a king, presiding over his worker ants, and probably laughing uproariously at how gullible everyone is.

2. He let the Scientologists black-ball Nicole Kidman out of their kids’ lives.

When Tom Cruise showed signs of coming to his senses in 1998, Scientology went batshit. Instead of having the cojones to walk away from the evil soul-sucking Scientology machine, he let them alienate him from his then-wife Nicole Kidman. They painted her as a ‘suppressive’ person because she was Catholic and her father a psychiatrist (psychotropic drugs are forbidden in Scientology). Basically, she had the audacity to have a past that didn’t include Tom Cruise. Tom rolled with it and kept the kids away from their suppressive mother.

3. He held interviews to find a ‘suitable’ girlfriend and subsequently mind-f*cked said girlfriend.

I think everyone has read Maureen Orth’s piece in Vanity Fair about Tom Cruise and Nazanin Boniadi (i.e. Nora from How I Met Your Mother).

Too good for Barney Stinson and Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise, the prodigal son of Scientology, needs an appropriate escort. Nazanin Boniadi, at that time a relatively unknown actress, was chosen from the masses to be be his political wife. It didn’t matter that she was engaged to be married. Screw that, who wants to be with the love of their life when they can be with Tom Cruise?!

He threw piles of his Jerry Maguire money at her and convinced her that she was in love with him. Unfortunately, she didn’t fangirl him enough for his taste. He complained that “she was not sufficiently demonstrative: “I get more love from an extra than I get from you.”” Eventually, he dumped Nora and she ended up in some Scientology rehab centre where they abused her mentally and made her scrub toilets with a toothbrush until she left the Church.

So what we can take from this story is that Tom Cruise has a lot in common with Overly-Attached Girlfriend.

4. He’s short and he shows it.

So its widely reported that Tom Cruise is 5″7. Its also widely reported that he is 170 cm. Lets everyone open up Google and figure out what 170cm is in feet. 170 cm = 5.558 feet. Hes not even 5’6. Do we see some creative reporting here? Anyway, the point isn’t that he’s short. Its the constant need to pretend that he’s not. Robert Downey Jr. is only 174 cm! Yet Tom Cruise has this crippling inability to accept this simple fact of life and just move on.

I’m sorry, I cannot get behind a man who wears elevated shoes.

Tom Cruise’s manly lift-ups

5. He’s kinda totally batshit insane.

When a respected publication like the Guardian dedicates a 900 word article purely to discuss your “kookiness”, lets just call an orange an orange and admit that Tom Cruise is a nutball.

Whether its the crazy jumping on Oprah’s couch or eating Katie Holmes’ nutritious placenta, Tom Cruise is still and forever will be a creepy dude.

As such, I am a conscientious objector in the war to regain Tom Cruise’s credibility. I will not be going to watch Oblivion this weekend. For those who do end up going, please let me know how awful it was and how much you regret that decision:

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